Can you not laugh like that? You're a lady. What type of lady laughs like that?
Uhhh... I wasn't even laughing.
Don't you know what your name is Chinese is? It's "Wenya," it means ladylike and cultured. As a lady you should be like that all the time. Speaking, laughing, and how you dress. Don't you know? What kind of educated person makes that sort of noise?
Lady, you've watched me grow up these last 22 years. Did you just realize that I'm loud?
A dead homosexual was the easiest spirit to raise, and the most worth talking to…as soon as someone found out they had an aptitude for homosexuality, it was usual for them to ride out and seek an older, more experienced homosexual, and offer themselves up as a pupil
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel, with all instances of Magic and Magician replaced with Homosexuality and homosexual. (via drethelin)