#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly
It doesn’t get any better once you quote Sassy Gay Friend.
A video parody of Call Me Maybe, bringing attention to Asian stereotypes in a humorous way! Made by some friends at Wellesley College! :D
A video parody of Call Me Maybe, bringing attention to Asian stereotypes in a humorous way! Made by some friends at Wellesley College! :D
A secure seedbank located on the Norwegian island of Spitsbergen near the town of Longyearbyen in the remote Arctic Svalbard archipelago, about 1,300 kilometres (810 mi) from the North Pole. The facility preserves a wide variety of plant seeds in an underground cavern. The seeds are duplicate samples, or “spare” copies, of seeds held in gene banks worldwide. The seed vault is an attempt to provide insurance against the loss of seeds in genebanks, as well as a refuge for seeds in the case of large-scale regional or global crises. The seed vault is managed under terms spelled out in a tripartite agreement between the Norwegian government, the Global Crop Diversity Trust (GCDT) and the Nordic Genetic Resource Center (NordGen).
Oooh, I didn’t realize this was a real place! It was mentioned briefly in The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi, which is basically a scifi book about what happens in a world where evil bioengineering agricultural companies decide that destroying the natural food supply of the entire world so that people can only buy engineered food crops from them is a great idea.
I’m getting distracted from writing my paper because one of my source books is giving off this wonderful book smell that will hit me whenever I flip a page or change position while I’m typing.
Jeremy Renner on his first paid job as an actor
Jimmy Kimmel Live on Jan 6, 2010
I wonder where that cop is now. Hahaha, though it’s a dubious honor to claim that you’ve been kicked in the balls by Jeremy Renner during a training exercise.
(Source: sheriff-gilgun)
Just found a third person I know in real life on Okcupid. And I clicked on their profile which means they will check out my profile and see all the things I have written about myself. Oh the embarrassment D:
Challenge him to a duel! Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.
If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.
If only I could work this into a real-life conversation somehow…
