January 2011
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“There’s lots of good fish in the sea…maybe…but the vast masses...”
– D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Jan 31st
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Watching the State of the Union Address for the first time in my life. Thanks Hulu for streaming it so I don’t have to leave my room! 
Jan 26th
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On my latest trip to SF for shenanigans and free Ghirardelli chocolate with one of my best friends at Wellesley, m0xie, she was kind enough to introduce me to the wonders of the Mechanical Museum of San Francisco. No, I did not spend money checking out all the gruesome little automated execution things though m0xie has, and apparently enjoyed them immensely. How did I escape being murdered in my...
Jan 22nd
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For the love of the dog!
Mom: Hey, do you have any interest in being a veterinarian?
Me: No... why?
Mom: It's a very interesting job... And Pippin's future check-ups would be free!
Jan 22nd
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Worst Guard Dog Ever
Grandma: You're leaving for school so soon. I'm so lonely without you here. And I get scared being by myself.
Me: Pippin's here! He'll protect you.
Grandma: He's a coward.
Jan 20th
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Insert Heavenly Choir "Ahh~!" Sound Here
Oh my god, my life does not suck as much as it did this time last week. Are my crappy grades suddenly better? No. Am I suddenly amazingly productive? No. Am I no longer doomed to ultimately be a failure? No. Is my elbow no longer slightly bruised? No.  But I do have all my registered classes and I still have my housing assignment for next semester!!!  And no, even if you ask my nicely, I will...
Jan 19th
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“You need to go out and get some fresh air. You’re going to start molding!”
– Mom
Jan 13th
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I am not a zebra!
(via uglyoverload.blogspot.com) My friends think my spirit animal/patronus would be a zebra. Something about my quirky personality, but I think my blue and white striped sleeping pants may have had some influence on the decision. But I would like to suggest that this pangolin would be a more likely candidate because not only is it cute, it has sharp scales to defend against anything that would...
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
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Anonymous asked: I believe that FUBAR stands for Fucked Up Beyond All Repair. Take it with a grain of salt I guess.

I'm a Cali guy who decided to go to Drexel. Who knew.
Jan 7th
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“Those boys you date or say are cute… always seem like they could be gay.”
– Mom, who also knows my gaydar is broken.
Jan 3rd
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