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You know, I heard that Caucasian boys like more “chocolate” Asian girls. Good for you because you’re tan!
Mom
Oh, that wasn’t you on the couch? That’s why you didn’t go pick up the phone after I told you to.
My grandma
I bought apples, but I don’t like apples. I only like the skin…
My sister

I had a good time at _______ on (saturday).* (Insert question here referencing to something you guys talked about/how was your interview/exam? Did you end up having a good time at ____?)

Example: I had a good time at ____ on Saturday. How did your ______ end up going?

* saying nice to meet you is apparently slightly too cliche and saying that you had a good time implies that you want to repeat the meeting them part

My sister. 

Found while clearing out old e-mails.

Too bad I’ve never had occasion to use her advice except for the one epic failure of an attempt that prompted this exchange. 

For the love of the dog!

  • Mom: Hey, do you have any interest in being a veterinarian?
  • Me: No... why?
  • Mom: It's a very interesting job... And Pippin's future check-ups would be free!

Worst Guard Dog Ever

  • Grandma: You're leaving for school so soon. I'm so lonely without you here. And I get scared being by myself.
  • Me: Pippin's here! He'll protect you.
  • Grandma: He's a coward.
Dear ——:

You don’t remember your mom’s Birthday!! : (

But I still love you.

mom

My mom, about 20 minutes before I called her to wish her a happy birthday. I did not forget! I sent her a card too but it didn’t reach her yet.

I like the slight guilt-trip she slides in there at the end. Well-played, Mom. Love you!

My father’s facebook profile picture is of a rather inquisitive looking koala. I don’t know why, but I laughed so hard when I saw it.