Showing posts tagged quotes from last night
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I hate the term “losing your virginity.” I think it should be “making your sexual debut” instead!
friend
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LOL, made it through the beer mile. Then like a minute later vomed like no other. On the plus side, was sober afterwards.
College Friend
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You know, I heard that Caucasian boys like more “chocolate” Asian girls. Good for you because you’re tan!
Mom
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Do you happen to know where the sterilized lancettes are kept in the sci center and where we can toss biohazardous materials?
A friend (one who does crazy things like convince us to go skinny-dipping whilst sober)
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You need to go out and get some fresh air. You’re going to start molding!
Mom
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Those boys you date or say are cute… always seem like they could be gay.
Mom, who also knows my gaydar is broken.
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You should listen to clips of both the New Zealand and the British accent and decide where to go based on how sexy you find the accents.
first ex-boyfriend. Always a source of sound advice.
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It’s a metaphorical penis!
friend

After Watching Harry Potter 7

  • Friend: It doesn't matter how good your wand is, if you suck at using it!
  • Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Upstanding looking chap.
my first boyfriend (I’m so glad we’re friends), stalking my current boyfriend on facebook.